A Feature You Shouldn't Need

From the "You have got to be kidding me" file.... (link goes to HP's page explaining this)

		To use the slimming feature, first take a photo. Then, while in playback mode, use the arrows to select an image and press OK. Highlight the Design Gallery menu tab using the arrows.
		Use arrows to highlight Apply Artistic Effects and press OK. Then highlight Slimming and press OK.
		Adjust the slimming level using the arrows. Then press OK, and you're finished.

I think I could get rich selling a box for smokers to hang around their necks which, when they enter into a fit of hacking cough, covers it up with the sound of childrens' laughter or perhaps the 1812 Overture.