*YAWN*

Catholic Church buries limbo after centuries

Gee, they just caught up to the inherent irony in their screaming about the priceless souls of aborted babies (and ones yet to not be aborted through the forbidding of contraception) having to spend an eternity in Limbo because of their own arbitrary and cruel means of psychological control?

Strictly in Game Theory terms, this means that a woman who is seriously considering having an abortion should then automatically decide to go ahead and DO SO, as it guarantees that at least her baby will go to Heaven, whereas the alternative, to give birth and hope that her child will "earn" its way in, only provides the POSSIBILITY of a better outcome (and, given the rules of the game, very very low possibilities of even breaking even).

So, remember folks: The pope wants you to have abortions so your babies can go to Heaven.