Dear Mexico

The problem with the War On Drugs is that it is the only, last way to make people want war.  What a way to make jobs.

As long as you play along, and force cartels to be cartels (because that is the only currently-viable way to move product), you are complicit in this travesty (either explicitly or implicitly; your choice).

So, here's a modest proposal:  Let us have it.  Declare failure, and our "victory".  "You win, we lose; suckers."  laissez faire the fuck out of us.  We take it up the ass through the border until we can't take any more.  Problem solved.  And we can all get back to the business of shoveling shit up our nose, but at least it will be real shit, and we won't have to lie about it, and people who didn't see it coming don't have to disappear.

Or do you want a real war?