Two and a half men, right there

I don't think it's fair that I should be made to hate Ashton Kutcher's tits through the writing put across in Two And a Half Men.  Seems a bit of an unnecessary Ludovico Treatment.  Is Chuck Lorre trying to de-gay us all in the most cost-uneffective way possible?

Also, um... what?  Careful with that prosthetic axe, Eugene.

I'm not looking there... I'm not looking there....