Some talk has been made about how New York is the world's most self-important city (fair) and how a stiff wind and some drizzling is eating up all the oxygen of the news media. I just want to go on the record and say we don't like this. We don't like it any more than you do.
As the saying goes, people go to New York to be alone. True.
We don't enjoy this coverage. We want it off the newspaper; that's certainly not helpful. We want it off the cable news. We want our local TV stations to just go back to showing old reruns of Seinfeld or golf on Sunday afternoon. There must be a soccer riot in Africa somewhere that can be screen-grabbed off YouTube. Or a bombing. Can we have a bombing, between commercials for a car sale in New Jersey?
Just stop. Go about your business. This is not a party we threw, thus it's not a party you were invited to. Talk to us next week; I'm sure we'll have a meteor disaster or raining frogs or something else to talk about.